Dilemmas of a fangirl

• Friend: You sure he's your boyfriend?
• Me:
• Me: Yes.
• Friend: You always tweet him.
• Friend: Why doesn't he tweet back?
• Me: He's just busy.
• Friend: But he always updates!
• Friend: See, he tweeted again.
• Me:
• Me:
• Me: Then I guess I should tell you this secret.
• Friend:
• Friend: What secret?
• Me:
• Me: We're in a secret relationship.
• Friend:
• Friend: What
• Me: If his parents and bandmates find out, we're dead.
• Friend: O...kay...
• Me:
• Me: I have another secret.
• Friend:
• Friend: What?
• Me:
• Me: If he finds out we're in a relationship, we'll break up.